hereliessamclemo
Here Lies Samclemo
hereliessamclemo

How the hell can you sit for 9-10 hours straight in somebody else’s business? Do you not value your time or just not have a job, school, etc...?

In a mystical fantasy land of racial equality, where flowers bloom and everybody is treated with dignity and respect, maybe white-washing wouldn’t matter. But we live in America, which is racist. I.e., the real world. In that context, when you are set apart from your peers by your race, and you are removed and

You’re right! So why can’t we have more Asian female actresses in the lead rolls of big budget action movies and comic books and tv shows? After all, white people shouldn’t need someone to look like them to relate to them, right?

This is what we call false equivalence. Wanting characters to identify with is not the same as saying you only enjoy characters you identify with.

YASS. I go as Donnie Darko every Halloween (it’s easy & last minute). I was in love with it as soon as that tracking shot set to “Head over Heels” started.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

He is not mentally fit for the job.

Yeah, he should be wrestling with the guys. Like he wants to.

That’s not Crazy Taxi

Here’s what I do to solve the problem of posts I don’t like:

Oh, get fucked.

Sure the night nurse was impressed, but what of the butler, chef and groundskeepers?!

Other car enthusiasts and the rampant dick thrashing that it entails. “Oh, you can’t rebuild a small block? You’re not a car guy. Oh, you don’t drag race? You’re not a car guy.” etc etc etc

Any leader who calls a free and independent press “the enemy of the people” is an existential threat to democracy.

Factually incorrect.

F50

lmao you obviously havent been on a college campus/followed comedy for a while if you think comedians dont go to campus events

You are awesome!

Holy shit, do people actually take memes this seriously? They’re funny pictures with captions not a doctoral thesis on existentialism.

Noooooooooooooooo!