Ask for forgiveness later.

Did you drag the vegetable out of the grays? If so, please don’t do so; please leave him or her there. It’s probably Tomatoface, and is a troll not worthy of being ungrayed.

Can’t they just follow the trail of oil drips to track them down and apprehend the evil-doers?

Don’t burn yourself on that take.

Gamestop sucks but there’s nothing inherently wrong with buying used. We do that with almost literally every other non-disposible consumer product on earth.

So edgy.

Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this:

You fucking dumbass, no Navy unit serves a president (aside from that president being a US citizen like any other US citizen). We’re not in Chile or the Philippines or Thailand.

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

That’s weird, none of my friends who dropped their weekend plans to voluntarily spend their free time protesting at airports in NYC and LA have gotten their checks yet!

Interesting theory...

To be fair, Jack was Frozen at the end.

Social Justice Warriors only care about fat women, not fat men.

See you tomorrow.

Yes, there’s huge competition among renters to pay as much as possible for a roof over their heads, especially when they aren’t earning very much to begin with. Landlords stand helpless as they are buried beneath drifts of cash. It’s awful to watch.

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Clearly a photoshop. Donald would have written “Your.”

The number of production models that will be totaled at 35 mph leaving Cars and Coffee.

Why the fuck do states like Minnesota have a Democratic governor with 76 Republicans and 57 Democrats in the State House? We need to start yelling at the tops of our lungs about the actual fraud that the GOP has been perpetuating the last decade. We have to reclaim this fucking conversation. After today, I’ve had it…