YASS. I go as Donnie Darko every Halloween (it’s easy & last minute). I was in love with it as soon as that tracking shot set to “Head over Heels” started.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

He is not mentally fit for the job.

Yeah, he should be wrestling with the guys. Like he wants to.

That’s not Crazy Taxi

Here’s what I do to solve the problem of posts I don’t like:

Sure the night nurse was impressed, but what of the butler, chef and groundskeepers?!

Other car enthusiasts and the rampant dick thrashing that it entails. “Oh, you can’t rebuild a small block? You’re not a car guy. Oh, you don’t drag race? You’re not a car guy.” etc etc etc

Any leader who calls a free and independent press “the enemy of the people” is an existential threat to democracy.

Factually incorrect.

F50

lmao you obviously havent been on a college campus/followed comedy for a while if you think comedians dont go to campus events

You are awesome!

Holy shit, do people actually take memes this seriously? They’re funny pictures with captions not a doctoral thesis on existentialism.

Noooooooooooooooo!  

Ask for forgiveness later.

Did you drag the vegetable out of the grays? If so, please don’t do so; please leave him or her there. It’s probably Tomatoface, and is a troll not worthy of being ungrayed.

Can’t they just follow the trail of oil drips to track them down and apprehend the evil-doers?

Gamestop sucks but there’s nothing inherently wrong with buying used. We do that with almost literally every other non-disposible consumer product on earth.