Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this:

You fucking dumbass, no Navy unit serves a president (aside from that president being a US citizen like any other US citizen). We’re not in Chile or the Philippines or Thailand.

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

That’s weird, none of my friends who dropped their weekend plans to voluntarily spend their free time protesting at airports in NYC and LA have gotten their checks yet!

Interesting theory...

To be fair, Jack was Frozen at the end.

Social Justice Warriors only care about fat women, not fat men.

See you tomorrow.

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Clearly a photoshop. Donald would have written “Your.”

The number of production models that will be totaled at 35 mph leaving Cars and Coffee.

Why the fuck do states like Minnesota have a Democratic governor with 76 Republicans and 57 Democrats in the State House? We need to start yelling at the tops of our lungs about the actual fraud that the GOP has been perpetuating the last decade. We have to reclaim this fucking conversation. After today, I’ve had it…

Is it that hard to just not read the articles you don’t want to read?

I have been watching the various incarnations of the nazi punch pretty much non-stop for the past day or so and they still have yet to get old. Personal fave:

OK, so I don’t play Overwatch, but I do play Heroes of the Storm at a Diamond/Master level, and I have a few thoughts about this. First off, it’s NEVER ok to insult people in any game. So I don’t condone any toxic behavior no matter what hero you pick. If you have an issue with someone, you can silently report or mute…

Nope. Because president Pence.

Hello! It’s me, Steve Harvey. I do government now. Will this bode well for our country?

I was impressed watching it when I thought it was just one trailer when I realized it was two...my mind was blown.

I’d be like Troy meeting LeVar Burton: catatonic, followed by panic and feelings of inadequacy.