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Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

I know the Xbox is a bit of a red-headed stepchild this generation, but I seriously love mine. Even though I have a PS4, it collects dust while my Xbox gets use every single day. Why? It’s a better multimedia device (more apps like the CW app and SeeSo), with a better library of games that are often extremely

Fighting the good fight.

Y’know, I am an atheist. I believe that most of TST folks are, too. So I want to get all criticizey on them and say “Hey, don’t use satire to try to make your point, just use honest argument”. But y’know what? Their shit works. And it seems like it’s often the only thing that does, particularly with this sort of

2016 is when Satanists are the good guys.

The story focuses more on the UPS driver’s call to authorities than the woman’s bravery and quick thinking

“Good god! That’s 2017's entrance music!”

I get it now. 2016 isn’t real, it just refuses to break kayfabe.

Got my cat in a similar way. I was living in Japan at the time, driving my 2008 Civic Type R, kitten I’m the middle of a 4 lane 50kph road. Stopped and tried to get him off the road, thought he ran away. He actually wedged himself in between my firewall and engine. Now I didn’t drive 300 miles, but got home that night

Craft thread!

These are kids; telling a trusted adult is not a “wasted step”, and it also allows her some accommodation from the school, so she doesn’t have to ride the same bus with him or whatnot. Give the girl a break- she did nothing wrong. No one can ever be a victim perfectly enough to meet everyone’s standards.

I was going to refrain from commenting on this because of getting slammed in these sections before. But I just have to say... good for her for being brave and refusing to let others question her integrity.

“fast girls”

And the blown out eye. That’s creepy, too.

Typical government bureaucracy.

Same.

I heard one time about a mechanic who accidentally got some brake fluid in his mouth, and realized he liked the taste. It started a little bit at a time, but a couple of weeks later, he was drinking four or five bottles a day, having developed a preference for DOT 3. His friends and coworkers held an intervention to

The farcest timeline.

Counterpoint: BOOP