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Here Lies Samclemo
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For the life of me I’ll never understand why the democrats cleared the decks to anoint a candidate who had already failed miserably in 2008 and who revealed herself to be isolated and utterly out of touch with the electorate.

This is, by far, a better morning after take than the ones over on The Slot that, so far, are only blaming Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, and their voters.

They bear some blame, but maybe people should have listened when the polls showed Bernie running better against Trump than Clinton did.

More like shittiest Democratic presidential candidate ever

Good thing the Dems told that left wing guy who catered to the Rust Belt and other old manufacturing centers to fuck off, huh?

If by some strange horrible longshot Trump wins, I will cease to speak to anyone who insisted on voting for Stein or Johnson because “I shouldn’t have to vote for the lesser of two evils” or “Clinton is a liar and murderer” or “they are both terrible” or “I don’t have to follow the crowd” or “If everybody would vote

I can boo AND vote!

Free speech my friend. Just as he had the right to say every despicable thing that dribbled from his fish mouth, he also must face the consequences of said free speech.

As a black dude currently living in NC, I made sure to cast my ballot early. Here’s hoping McCrory and Trump have a bad day tomorrow

She went on to blame Hillary for Bill’s past infidelities, including his affair with Chanukah Lewinski and rumored misconduct with PauL’Chaim Jones.

JUSTICE

Boop.

From my coworker Jordan Sargent:

Cue the Pizza Delivery Guy.

Why is it disgusting? I would not mind if he came to my HBCU. I support his right to speak and if my campus said we would host any candidate who got 5% or more, then we would honor our word. Even if it is person we do not like or have the same views.

NO BLUE-BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

Beautiful execution, stuck the landing. 10/10

SEE

Nah, he didn’t strategically bounce off the wall and keep going in a different direction without slowing down