Finally we can give Republican men the ability to carry out their dreams of carrying all the fetuses to term. I can’t wait! I want this to be a requirement for every man who is anti-abortion.

You mean in terms of sticking uteri in men? I had the same thought.

Maybe they were just trying to give girls a realistic look at what it’s like to be a woman in a STEM field. They did a pretty good job in that regard!

i mean

As a fellow teacher, I agree with you. No guns in the classroom - not in my students’ hands or mine. Mind you, I AM good under pressure and I’ve handled guns numerous times. Furthermore, I’ve survived two different incidents when an unstable teen put a gun to my head, and one where a student threatened to beat me up…

OMG THAT FURRY FACE. Why would you even try yoga when you could spend that time loving on a lab?

At some point of years of crappy first dates, being stood up, and too many false start relationships, I adopted the idea that if I ever found a lifelong partner, all the crappy experiences were meant to help me appreciate him when he finally showed up. He showed up four years ago.

Honestly there were several guys I wish had stood me up. I could give you an amazingly embarrassing story - which should be an off topic thread one day.

I had the same revenge! I am luckily one of those people that got hotter after high school (maybe that’s everyone?) but I was at a bar with my friends during winter break and he had the nerve to come up with me to “catch up.” Like bitch? Now you are interested? Who do you think you are? Running around leaving scars?…

Ugh. I’m a nurse. I hate it when people commiserate by giving you their rumors and stories. Remember, anecdotes aren’t data! It’s hard, I know. Just try to remember those are only the stories that everyone tells. BC no one tells the stories of all the women of fibroids who DIDNT need hysterectomies. Good luck!

My kid is going to be born in 10 weeks or fewer, and all I care about is making the bathroom extra Ponyo themed.

Okay, so I got stood up today. By some guy I met on tinder. We had plans to get coffee but he just stopped texting me and left me to freak out over the whole thing. Now I’m just sitting in my dorm room listening to Bikini Kill for the first time since I was 14.

Next time I see a guy in cargo pants I’m going to force him to build me a house. I mean, walking around looking all probably-owns-a-hammer...what did he think would happen? #CarpenterLookingAssBitch.

I am confused. Why would I force a person to play basketball with me if he/she was dressed like a basketball player? Does that happen? Forced basketballery?

And *isn’t* in porn.

I still can’t believe a human being has the real name “Lockhart Steele.”

While the publishing of this story was incredibly short-sighted, I have been impressed with Lockland and SB Nation’s response to their error. They owned the mistake and are taking steps to correct it - unlike when Simmons and Grantland drove Dr. V to suicide, then dismissed their role in the event.

Hey Kirk, remember when I was laying odds on how quick we were gonna get this comment?