Jasmine assumes sole rule of Agrabah, Aladdin and the white prince run away together and get gay married.

Being a particularly...morbid type of person, before I got to the guns part, I assumed they had a lot of people die with the do not disturb sign on their doors. My husband and I were discussing the other day how long it would take people to find our bodies if we died in the house. He thought two days, I thought much…

Tonight, on SyFy: SHARKBERG VS TITANIC!

Shouldn’t that be “Harry and Meghan sat in the back...by the THRONE”?

What it ultimately boils down to is: there are many more exceptional women out there than there are exceptional men. Ninety percent of the older single (unpartnered) women I know are intelligent, attractive and have many loving relationships with family and friends. I really cannot say the same about the older…

Poor bee guy, I’m sure it really stings.

Fun story about James Avery:

It’s like when you go home for the holidays and see that older boy you thought was cute, but now you’re all grown up and you both grew up being extremely wealthy and famous because teenagers worshipped you for fictional characters in fantasy. Ok that last part was less relatable.

I’m just here to say that Robert Pattinson was really sweet to my dog once, so in my house, we respect Robert Pattinson. Emma Watson has never interacted with my dog, but she seems like a nice enough young lady. I have no objection to this potential couple.

Why are men so desperate to disappoint two women at the same time?

She must also participate in a parenting class.

Haha when I was first getting second hand info about menstruation, I thought you just had one period, then you were good to go, any time you had sex you got pregnant. I still remember the day the penny dropped that it happened EVERY MONTH. It was so unfair to me and I cried about it for weeks!! Lol. I was only 7 tho…

I’ve posted this anecdote before so this may sound familiar.

just hold the string to the side before peeing... ? move it out of the way...?

How girl get pragnent?

I’ve long stopped being horrified at how many grown ass adults I’ve met and seen who are totally ignorant in these matters.

I wonder how inbred the Earl of Sandwich was...

Welcome! I’m excited to see how your vision unfolds. Your vision should include a science correspondent. There are shockingly few science stories on Jezebel. I’d be interested in understanding why.....maybe the perception is that the readership wouldn’t be interested?