Absolutely love this article. My wife and I are fairly avid cyclists, and this kind of historical context is always a joy.

I’m not sure how this is retcon... I mean, the books themselves make it, if not obvious, identifiable? Or was it just my queer arse?!

Three hours and nobody came?

You’re not interesting because you jerked off in front of women for decades. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get your career ruined by a vindictive creep. You spent 20 years harassing your colleagues and threatening them with retaliation and now I gotta…

My ejaculation was violent. Before anybody could react it had already broken a beer bottle and threatened the bartender. When somebody tried to deescalate the situation, my ejaculation grabbed them by the throat and threw them onto the beer splattered floor. Later on my ejaculation was seen entering a convenient…

LISTEN Jez.

Chris Rock and Eddie Murphy are currently fighting over the movie rights

I think this pharmacist

YES. IT WAS INTENTIONAL.

I disagree with most of what you said, except that Aquaria is likely to win. I don’t understand the all the hate towards Eureka this season. To me, she is the literal definition of a drag queen. Funny, over the top, and pretty. I think she’s one of (if not the) best “plus size” queens we’ve had, and I honestly think…

I’ve always thought Alaska should be either be its own thing, or become a part of Canada. The non-contiguity with the US bothers me immensely.

That’s why I like it - it is so genuinely uncomfortable. And you understand what SJP is trying to say, but she articulates it ALL WRONG so you also can’t help but side with Diane Keaton. Ugh, love it.

That family was so mean to her character. They never even gave her a chance.s. the harder she tried, the more she screwed up in their eyes. My ex in laws were like that family and watching that movie actually gave me a panic attack.

Oh my god, yes, it’s soooooo cringey.

This is a movie about an insufferable family of monsters

I know you’re joking, but just a few days ago I saw a package of knock-off solo cups labelled ‘American cups’.

I can hazard some guesses, but I don’t know what to think in the case of Ariel. Mermaids understand something very different when they hear “Roe versus wade.”

Comet me bro