It needs longer legs.

“Mary is lying, and we all know it. I saw her just the other day. Lovely woman. Fantastic woman. And she was all happy and special. Did she say anything about being raped? Nope. She acted fine. Plus there were no witnesses! She’s a lovely woman, but she’s very confused.”— Donald Trump

“Me too” says Mary of Nazareth .

First person to come in here and declare Die Hard a Christmas Movie will be fired into the sun..

*Mother starts to open gift*
Mother: “What the hell is this?”
Me: “It’s Smeg, ma!”

I have an answer for that based off of my own experience. When you want to do something good, but you don’t want to spend any actual time/energy/effort, you throw money at it. Collect your feel good endorphins then go about your life.

When Lam set up the GoFundMe what was the stated goal? How is the money going to help stop the bullying?

It does, there comes a time when my coworkers get over their surprise that I have common interests - it’s when I stop being the black girl in the office and just “my name”.

Not just that I think it goes even deeper. With any minority you’re typically not seen as an individual but a member and representative of that minority. White people are given the luxury of not always being a representative of the larger group.

It’s amazing that people still use the I have x friend excuse non ironically.

In 2012 when I thought Mitt Romney was the forthcoming apocalypse who said things like “Binders full of women” and disclosed his taxation rate of 13%.

Yellderly

Did she bring a Pepsi?

You can’t really go wrong with a montage of Jessica drinking, being surly, and roughing people up, accompanied by a Heart song. Not sure what this season in all about, but I’m in.

Actually, I think I do need this.

My first ever time on a plane, Dublin to London. There’s exactly 5 passengers on the plane, me and four guys. One of them is belligerent, sexist as hell, and drunk.; the other three are just embarrassed to be there. So I put on my earphones so I can ignore the world, and stare out the window, I haven’t slept in 30ish…

When I was in my 20s, I boarded a plane that had come from Texas, and the guy next to me was a fake cowboy type, already drunk. Before the plane even took off, he put his hand on my leg! When the drinks cart came around, he got another beer and I got a Coke. I took out my pill case to take a valium, as is my habit on…

This Planned Parenthood clinic has to be at least...three times bigger than this!