Speaking of that latter....you know, I rolled my eyes at the concept of that movie, but wound up watching it and loving it. Mostly it’s that Anna Faris is adorable, Chris Evans is adorable, and they have really natural chemistry together — but all the cameos were also great too. I’ve watched it a few times now, it’s a…

Two onlookers and a police officer at the scene immediately jumped onto the tracks to rescue Pamplin

I do not believe anyone should receive death threats, just so that is clear. But on another note, why in the fuck won’t Taylor/Taylor’s people/fans just admit she fucked up and stop deflecting and making excuses. Jesus, she's an adult, take responsibility already!

Kanye, all the Kardashian-Jenners, Taylor Swift, and the Swift squad just need to go away.

“Donald Trump is intensely loyal. He will never let you down.” - Donald Trump’s third wife

She’s still a lying phony herself, though. They can both suck, and they do. Kanye too.

I’m guiltily enjoying the drama, but Kim’s statement “I mean, he’s called me a bitch in his songs. That’s just, like, what they say” really bothers me. It’s misogynistic and disrespectful, especially toward someone you claim to love.

“Secret”

Team Kelly Clarkson.

Tina Knowles is really pretty.

isn’t every night thing???

I unconsciously coupled with Oscar Isaac last night.

I’ve had a conscious coupling from giving a shit about Discount Martha Stewart and Discount Bono.

Because back when pagers were The Thing, you told someone you loved them by sending “143" (number of letters in each word of “I love you”)

Bobby, those gifs just made my whole weekend. You’re perfect.

Ugh all the misspelled words in those tweets hurt my brain. Maybe that’s why you lost followers, Jaime?!

Just want to say that Liev Schreiber could do literally anything he wanted to me.