That must be the one her neighbors supposedly hate her for. Which, looking at it, I fully believe. It dominates the neighborhood and blocks everyone’s view. That is one obnoxious house. It’s got to be incredibly comfortable to live in, but I’d never have built it myself, not with all the money in the world. Not there,…

Can’t we just forget this. He was an ass to her during an acceptance speech. She tried to make him look like an even bigger ass, but just made herself look like one.

But she's dead? Perhaps this is Jesus Swift or, more likely, Zombie Swift.

She’s hardly home - sounds like my ideal nieghbor.

Just a reminder that back in ‘08, when Obama picked Biden, everyone was like “That boring old white dude?” And now we’re all like UNCLE JOE PLEASE DON’T LEAVE US.

When? I mean, she’s not BAD, but of the leading teen pop singers around the turn of the Aughts, she was by far the weakest.

That was my go-to move for when I wanted to spend the night at friend’s houses. Before asking I’d start packing my stuff and my guardian would be like what’s up and I’d be like oh yeah Sarah asked me to stay the night. She’d say oh okay, and never realize I never actually asked permission. There’s something wrong…

Wonder how many people saw it.

Can someone explain to me why a millionaire didn’t think to get her dress TAILORED?

What Peter Pan fiasco?!

lol I love Celine. She’s one of the few big singers who always seems ready to have fun and be goofy. Doesn’t take herself seriously at all. Love her. She’s so extra.

Her 18-year friendship with Batali: “He was just teasing me about every boyfriend I brought to [Batali’s restaurant] Babbo over the years. He liked Brad Pitt, if you want to know. Didn’t like Ben Affleck that much.”

Or you know, it's fake

Taylor and all of her squad did a blood sacrifice so she could date him and not have the world turn against her, Selena ruined the pentagram which is why she wasn’t invited to the 4th of July party and why Kim was able to completely destroy her on snapchat. I hope that no one else has thought of that possibility…

I can’t say I’ve ever been a fan of Amber Heard’s, but her come up is strong.

Of course she will recover. Her existing fanbase wasn’t remotely affected nor deterred by the revelations. It’s the general public that got a glimpse of behind the curtain. That mural would’ve been a perfect opportunity for Taylor to not take herself so seriously. If I were her I would’ve gone down to the mural,…

I was once... detained... at Newark airport. I have never been happier to have put eyeliner on that morning... Once I was released, I come to find out that ERW DOES NOT SERVE BOOZE BEFORE 9AM. What the fuck, I was just DETAINED, I can SEE the vodka back there, come on, just a splash. Ugh. I’d say Newark could go…