She had to have a dress that was bigger than the ring.

Someone I know who gets lash extensions got sooo offended when I called them false lashes. She informed me that it was exactly the same as getting a kidney transplant, they were a part of her.

• Corey Gamble is paid $300,000 a year to pretend to be Kris Jenner’s boyfriend.

No Double Creature? I’ll submit these

I’ve thought about this and realized that it can be both. I believe he thinks his daughter is an exceptional woman (and not just the whole “if she wasn’t my daughter I’d...” bit of effluvia). I believe he encouraged her. Because she’s his. And that alone makes her exceptional by virtue of those yugely great genes. But…

I’m at my parents’ house for the weekend. I just read Ivanka’s second quote to my (super feminist) father, who’s sitting in his chair across the room from me. His response: “She was born on third and thinks she hit a triple.”

I am eating watermelon. Like a giant bowl. Huge. I feel like that should be in the dirtbag, it is way more interesting than Audrina Patridge or Azealia banks tbh.

For you. :o)

The Rock is beautiful.

it was him. he was there in spirit to help!

@Josh Duhamel

I’ve never had it! By the time one opened in my area I felt like I was past the whole thing (several years after Harold and Kumar, so like why bother).

Fabulous. Just absolutely fabulous!

LIAM! Liam. The other one is Liam.

Dat gif, tho, bobby...