From the Reading Comprehension Tees

I actually compete at Smash monthly. And I enjoy how seriously you are taking this very, very serious list. Have a great day, IceSprite!

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

Pretty sure I linked it in the comments.

You spelled “definition” wrong.

The only mild comfort I have when I read things like this is that this dude is old and fat and tired and ugly and clearly his loneliness and isolation have made him miserable for the majority of his life. What joy has he ever really experienced that didn’t also make him feel secretly, deeply, crushingly inadequate?…

Ray Lewis, Leonard Little, and Adrian Peterson thank the NFL for drawing this line in the sand

David Frum. The extremely famous former speechwriter who is now a senior editor at The Atlantic by dint of having been George W. Bush’s speechwriter. You absolute horse’s ass. 

So you’re saying Cam is happy and all smiles when he’s winning but not when he’s losing? How did this guy even make it this far in his sport with that kind of attitude????!!!!

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.