Your mom should have been cancelled before she had you.

Sadly Rifftrax doesn’t have this movie, but they do have other Cynthia Rothrock classics such as Honor & Glory, Martial Law, and Santa’s Summer House.

Damn ultra-violent Canadians. When will their blood lust finally be slaked?!

Unrated, eh? What’s that all aboot then?

I’m assuming that f you are streaming it in America, you get the R-rated cut.

Alternately, just watch Innerspace instead and be entertained instead of, you know, enervated.

“We’re proud to announce our newly named team ... The Washington Lady As!”

They could have kept the name and just change their logo to a potato.

The difference is that Dr. Emilio Lizardo is a well-respected commenter on here that we actually like. On the other hand, there’s really nothing that an “impostor” Recognitions could say that could possibly make him any shittier than the real one. Hell, this one might even end up being an improvement!

J. Karen Rowling

Best case, she’s pulling some profoundly tone-deaf Terry Crews-style shit, but that ain’t what’s happening here. She IS trans-hating, she IS wrong to treat sex, gender, presentation, and attraction as binaries rather than spectrums, and what she’s doing absolutely IS monstrous.

The woman who “lost a case” didn’t lose because she stated “a fact.” She lost because she repeatedly harassed her co-workers and then sued the company for declining to renew her contract. The fact that JKR repeated the same silly lie you are suggests she either: (1) lied about all the “research” she did or (2)…

I think he’s whining over at mumsnet.

TERFS: The “but why isn’t there a white history month?” of the feminist movement.

I demand a Phoebe Bridgers/Phoebe Waller-Bridge collaboration. That’s just common sense.

Shocked to see Chris D’Elia has been accused of being a comedian.

The kids don’t know the Simpsons? The wild, shirtless lyrics of Ken Keeler? The bong-rattling bass of Sam Simon? The competent production supervision of Al Jean? Oh, man!

I think we’ve reached a point where our first introduction to once-famous but now marginal historical figures will be via throw-away Simpsons jokes. I admit this was the first time I ever heard of Roy Cohn (whose name I initially confused with the late Family Feud host Ray Combs).

Also from Tom Morello. Pretty sure “davez67" is former House Speak Paul Ryan: 

Wrong kid died!