You said “cockroaches” twice.

And all life was destroyed save for cockroaches and Recognitions.

“I've watched that man make a lot of love"

“You and he were...buddies, weren’t you?”

This will fill the What We Do In The Shadows, hole that’s in my heart until the new season of that airs later this year.

God DAMN these electric sex pants!!

Breaking News: Matt Berry continues to be as amazing and delightful as ever.

“John Schnatter is...Mitchell II”

It’s nowhere close to this, but I liked that Miss Peregrine movie. There is some truly weird shit in it that reminded me of old school Burton.

recognitions gave approval, so there’s your answer.

I assume this comment is in jest but I legitimately am not sure. 

The movie’s about the rot at the core of American success, it’s about racism and rape, and about how rich white men like Cross don’t give a flying fuck about women, Chinese (or any non-whites for that matter), or any semblance of ethics, and about how those men run the country. And it’s about how, no matter how hard…

Oh look, you’ve got shit taste in movies, too. Shocker.

I’m not sure if it’s actually possible for Popstar to be a better movie. It’s basically already the best movie.

How about The Innocents (1961), which somehow isn’t even brought up in this review? Great film with gorgeous black-and-white cinematography.

Last thing I ever need to see is Michael Palin, arguably the most cheerful man in history, cry.

I’ll just take this opportunity to recommend the amazing drudge-simulator Papers, Please to all and sundry.

To me the John Carpenter-Kurt Russell 80s movies are the greatest actor-director collaboration ever, over John Ford-John Wayne and George Cukor-Katharine Hepburn 

Who are you trying to impress

In other words, stop liking what I don't like.