I was raised by a bitter white Republican who believes that the world should basically be Leave it to Beaver.

While we’re at it, can we also talk about sites staffed by people who should know better who regularly link to TMZ?

Yeah. Never mind worrying that your child’s photos will be accidentally seen by some mysterious stranger with bad intentions, the predators you should be wary of are within your regular group of followers.

Not for nothing, but as a parent you’re supposed to be caring for, nurturing and protecting your children… not using them as props on social media to feed your own ego. Stop this.

The idea that sexual predators are ‘other’ is a myth that has to die. They are parents and friends and family who often have active social lives and for most intents and purposes are indistinguishable from me and you. You only find out when it’s too late.

For a manicure. I hope they catch this woman and she spends the rest of her life in prison.

I must say, I was expecting a heftier price tag for a celebrity wedding dress. $8,600 is downright reasonable with wedding dresses...at least if Say Yes to the Dress is any indicator.

I was really stoked to say husband because I could finally stop saying fiance which always sounded like a weird humble brag. I wish them a fantastic 2-4 years together and look forward to her post-divorce sexpot rebrand!

Turn taking is so important! We implemented a three year rule (each family could expect a visit every three years, his/mine/year off. Works really well!)

This story is only kind of funny now because my mother survived the experience and was fine in the end. Last year, in the very early hours of Christmas morning, around 2 AM, my mom got up to go to the bathroom and had a grand mal seizure. Our dog found her on the floor and woke my dad up (good boy!) at which point the…

I’m naming my next daughter “Ruth.”

One Christmas, when I was 23, my younger brother, who had received a bone marrow transplant six months prior to treat the MDS he had after he was treated for osteosarcoma, woke up at six am with a 104 degree fever. My mom woke me up on their way out the door to the ER with strict instructions for my sister and I not…

Just after I graduated high school, my girlfriend had come over to my house to give me a Christmas/birthday present. I opened the box, and it exploded with confetti, which went everywhere. I was majorly pissed off at my girlfriend and even yelled at her, I think. She yelled back at me that it was just a joke, and told…

He’s an actual goddamn nazi and seriously fuck you even more than him for wanting to defend that

Says a publicly-avowed Cubs fan? 

This. Way more of these than any topical goo is doing to her face. (And probably some very subtle surgical procedures) She’s an entertainer. No way is that all/mostly good genes and some products.

Wrong kid. That's Antonia de la Hoya, Shannon moaklers kid with Oscar de la hoys. This is the one from the show. https://people.com/parents/travis-barker-daughter-alabama-13th-birthday-party-photos/

And craploads of laser treatments, peels, fillers and whatever other treatments dermatologists can come up with. She looks good, she doesn't have that stiff, stretched look that people get when they overdo it, but there is no way she looks like that from just healthy living and moisturizers

How does every celebrity child end up looking like a bratz doll? 

Inductees are votes in by anyone who wants to vote. So, while John Prine and the MC5 weren’t voted in, fucking Def Leppard was because this is Trump’s America.