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This was a stupid post. 

Yeah, I’m Team Pete on this one. He was doing a promo for Saturday Night Live, for fuck’s sake, which is a COMEDY SKETCH SHOW. Ariana Grande’s response was stupidly immature. Quite frankly, I give massive side-eye to anyone who airs their personal issues on a public forum, whether or not they’re a celebrity. The whole

I refuse to believe that Justin Timberlake has interesting enough sex to need a safe word.

I’m still mad as hell that he left the unknown legend for Daryl fucking Hannah.

A friend of mine asked me to look at her resume. She’d put down Domestic Engineer and Family CFO, and I begged her to take those titles off.

I’m fine with teenagers wearing costumes to remind other teenagers that parenthood is grueling and they should use birth control.

I am a mom and I can’t stand those moms. We get it, you’re tired. Everyone on the planet is tired, find something else to talk about. 

I’m 13" taller than my wife. Whenever that question has come up, she just says “Running start, duh” and changes the subject.

It’s lyrics to one of her songs repurposed for the title of the article. Jeez... Also, it’s inevitable that almost all forms of art go through a popular phase. Unfortunately for you, this includes punk. I’d also like to say that just because something is popular doesn’t mean that it’s bad. Being non-conformist for the

Chill dude, it's a play on her song "Sk8er Boi", it's not seeious.

Mac Miller could be one factor. Or, as she watched the SNL taping on Saturday, she took a good look at who she was engaged to and realized that there are better options for her than this immature idiot.

I seem to remember Amanda Shires being the one who got Jason Isbell sober. She is the one that Jason gives credit to. 

HE SHOT MULTIPLE WOMEN AND DID SO WHILE OUT ON BOND FOR SHOOTING SOMEONE.

Nice to see that people are finally catching up to us rational people who didn’t have time for Kim Kardashian 10+ years ago.

Careful....if they catch you talking like that they’ll call you shrill, ruin your career, and in 5 years you’ll be doing cat litter ads.

I don’t think I realized how obnoxious I find Judd Apatow at this point. This dirtbag item illuminated it for me. How long can he drag out this schtick?  Good god.

‘I don’t know how it came up, but it usually comes up with Seth where he starts talking about marijuana and pornography.’

haha I forgot to mention that one of the other women was an open water Olympian and typically swims 10k races, so the fact that even she would rather run that distance made him look pretty fucking idiotic.

Would it not have been better served for Chipotle to send these coupons to a womens/homeless shelter? I love me some Cardi B, but I’m guessing she can buy her own damn burrito.