Which is why Jezebel should be shamed for making comments about lipstick. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?

By the way, in the Senate hearing Crews explained very eloquently why fighting back was not an option for him:

I worked on HIMYM for 3 years and he was an absolute TERROR. The entire cast was really friendly and nice with the exception of Doogie-Fuckin-Howser. The best way to describe him sadly is Catty, he would make gross comments about people’s appearances on staff then use his sexuality as a shield. It wasn’t a bad…

Or it really was his kid because he’s heard his father bitching about ‘likes’ and ‘oh my god’ enough that he picks up on it too, and it’s something he’s been taught not to do. Kids are fricking sponges.

Reminds me of the old TWoP boards: “While I was watching XYZ, my husband walked by and said [insert witty comment that someone just passing by couldn’t possibly have made given their lack of knowledge about the show].”

“Oh Gideon dear, pray tell, who is that tiresome little woman wearing that...hat.”

Receipts, for the win! I love destroying a pompous entitled jerk with all the receipts. 🤭😈

I hate people who always claim that they’ve never met you when you’ve been introduced to them/spoken to them several times.

Can I talk about the time I attached not only the email chain with the exact same question from the year before but also the email chain from the year before that - and, and this is the best part - an email chain from two years before that? I was very annoyed. It wasn’t quite my proudest office moment, but it’s up…

And, once he gets called out, for the sake of his persona alone, if not to be a decent person, why not be more conciliatory????

I mean, I kind of agree with him re: people who say ‘like’ and ‘oh my god’ a lot (it does come off a bit ditzy) but I would never tweet about it (not that I tweet). It’s the sort of judgy, bitchy comment I reserve for close friends, not public broadcast.

I don’t understand why he became so “loveable” several years ago anyway. He played a misogynistic asshole on a middling TV show - HIMYM was pretty good when it was airing but rewatching it is horrible - and he had a few roles in some cult-favorite movies. He is talented, but he is not all that.

Uh, maybe let’s hold off on criticizing people until they are out of 5th grade? I’m sure your friends have gotten a lot of mileage out of the “I knew Neil Patrick Harris when he was 8" story but I don’t know that it really fits here.

I started work at 8:30 this morning, I’ve already had to forward five emails, saying see my email below!Sorry NPH, you’re officially in the asshole column now.

using his kid makes it extra slimy- like he’s the innocent loving father who laughs with his kid at the ridiculous comedy woman. so gross.

I think there is definitely a correlation between someone who says, “Indeed” non-ironically and says “let me play Devil’s advocate,” which is one of the most enraging condescending phrases a bro can use in an office setting. I have a visceral reaction whenever I hear someone say it.

Someone once tweeted that “per my last email...” is polite-speak for “bitch can you read” and truer words were never...tweeted

It’s the “indeed” that gets me. Why do all these tools use “indeed”? Do they think it makes them sound smart?

How I met you and your husband numerous times but don’t remember.

Oh my god. Her response really is absolutely perfect.