Also, how does Jane have money? She supposedly has a part-time job, but we never see her working. She has a modest apartment, but doesn’t seem to be really worried about money.

Um yea, it is in most cases — reading up on addiction explains that dick behavior towards others is an effect. You tried though. Let me know about all of the really super pleasant addicts you know personally.

Um yea, that’s really not something that makes him an asshole. You sound like the asshole for turning someone’s dependency and subsequential withdrawal into them being “difficult”.

First time I met them, her two brothers and her father were discussing hunting and how big their guns were (seriously). They asked me if I had one, and I replied “no, men in my family have penises.”

That’s a dick move, but why did she cry?

It’s horrible, but I love that your dad was offended because it wasn’t a good ethnic joke.

What? Was he trying to be funny?

Why did they have keys to your hotel room?

...indecent exposure. Anyone who wants to sue you for being predatory enough to answer your door with your dick out, particularly if there are witnesses, can readily do so. I’m really concerned that you don’t know this and hope that you’re a wayward preteen who found yourself on gizmodo.

This is more of the “what my parents did to embarrass my boyfriend” genre.First I have to set the stage; I’m Italian. In my household, dinner time is when you discuss everything and you are expected to take a stand, yea or nay and argue your point. Pretty much nothing is sacred. My husband’s family, on the other…

Upon first meeting, my BF asked in a stage whisper, about my father - in FRONT of my father - who had recently had eye surgery “Does he know there is only one lens in his sunglasses?”

*sigh* My husband and I have been married for 9 years. We’ve yet to manage to do anything embarrassing in front of each other’s parents. Seriously. (Our mothers did get into it one time after HIS mother told MY mother that the reason we weren’t having more biological children instead of adopting was my obsession with…

A boyfriend once bought me lingerie and presented it to me in front of my parents.

The second time my now-ex met my dad, it went about as bad as you can imagine. My dad is snow-bird and live in the Florida Keys every winter, so I go to visit him every year and I decided to invite my boyfriend along as this time. We flew from Seattle to Miami direct, my dad picked us up and as soon as we got to the…

Cats, your mother in law, and a child, and you didn’t even close the door all the way, let alone lock it? I DO NOT understand. It’s like you wanted her to see.

My husband is a notorious cheapskate. When he met my family for the first time, he was talking about how he recently splurged on a pair of very nice shoes, but instead of saying that, he told my dad that he “splooged” on them. After cracking up, my dad just responded, “You must have really liked those shoes.”

My husband has a congenital heart issue that can cause him to go into atrial fib (irregular heart beat) — a condition usually reserved for much older people. About 6 years ago, he underwent a procedure that fixed the issue and of course, his parents and I did the waiting room thing. They put him under, installed a…

My (now ex) boyfriend once ordered a pizza to be delivered at a family party. Homemade food was already provided, but he “didn’t want any of that stuff”. It was a Dominos pizza. He ate it while watching Ferris Bueller’s Day Off...which he also put on in the middle of the party.

Sex with your in-laws visiting? Bold move. Nothing shuts things down for me faster than either of our parents nearby, besides maybe a cold shower. lol

When I was in high school I dated an absolute zero of a guy because you HAD to date someone and he was available. Nerdy, zitty, bad hair - the whole works. So I bring him home to meet the folks and he decides to “lighten the mood” with a really bad ethnic joke with a punchline of “Spic and Span”. My mother was…