*puts on his “that guy” hat*

Recently-divorced Hillary Duff is weathering the storm of co-parenting pretty well, I gotta say. [Us Weekly]

i mean, are you trying to date this man? why do you care whether he sounds too perfect or not?

I liked this piece, but I found myself wishing she had, even cheekily, detailed some of her husband’s bad points. As she herself notes, she makes him sound like a “prince” and way too perfect to be a real person. You have to name at least a couple of assholeish or annoying qualities (we all have them) in order to…

I am rewatching JP so you just made me laugh.

When my ex went through a bitter break up he called me and tearfully said that he felt like he was living in The Truman Show and that he was Jim Carey and I was the cute brunette girl he always wanted to be with but couldn’t.

Yeah, I don’t mean to be sexist or anti-feminist, but I get the strong feeling that Kellyanne thinks she’s cute, and she’s really, really not. “Kittenish” is not a good look because of her age, her position, and the place and audience.

Personally, I grip my phone with my butt cheeks and try to awkwardly look at it. And then I hurt myself because I forget that I’m not young anymore and then I drink until I look like Steve Bannon.

“Checkers the dog was conceived on that sofa!”

Kellyanne is NOT FLOTUS. A better comparison would be Valerie Jarrett or, I dunno, Rahm Emmanuel.

It’s almost as if..... she wants to be fired.....

She looks like a grownup handed her the phone so she would shut up while the adults were talking

Read as “She looks like she is about to shoot a piano” & was confused for a second. 

I think the joke is that there’s a long line of Republican congressmen on their knees ahead of her.

Meh, those sofas are all going to have to be burned out back when the next president moves in anyhow, too many stains from spray tanner and fast good already anyhow.

What kind of grown ass woman sits that way?????

I mean I guess it depends on what you consider cheating

It’s talked about in cities where a lot of Hollywood films are made, by people who work in the industry and tend to work on all the big films, i.e. local crew, etc. Someone who works on major productions casually mentioned it once, I was surprised, but apparently it’s known by people in the industry outside of…

No Sale. The Boss’s original version is far superior.

Ryan Adams looks like a chubby lesbian.