Cool story bro. What’s your lane, commenting on every story all day long because heaven forbid we should miss out on your opinions?

I sleep really well now, knowing that we elected a Washington outsider and not the woman who single-handedly strode into Benghazi and gunned down those patriots after she torched her emails, cackling like a witch.

Yes, that new camouflage wand or whatever it’s called is the best!

The gel eye liner is the bomb!

Omg you do retail for fun? You’re like a unicorn. Or maybe it’s fun because you do it for fun? Retail made me hate all of humanity.

I can’t decide if you are very young or just very weird.

I wore mine to the beach just the other day and I LOOKED fab. Here’s a pic for all you jelly types.

Hmm. I think Scott Baio might be lying about his assault. How do we know if he just wants attention? What was he wearing at the time? Perhaps he’s too ugly to be assaulted? This seems suspect to me.

Twenty One Pilots are the new Imagine Dragons.

Nah. When Mariah sings “I’m a press conference, you’re a conversation” in an R&B/pop song, you’re done. Eminem is a great lyricist but he didn’t go after ANY hip hop heavyweights because he knew better. His targets were all pop starlets and that says more about him than it does any of the people he targeted.

What did Iggy do? Did I miss it? (I always kind of liked his actual personality of a bookish nerd who grew up in a trailer in Ypsilanti with two teacher parents. “Iggy Pop” is a stage persona but Jim seems like a nice guy and I would be heart broken to know he was a secret d-bag all these years.)

Enrique needs auto-tune? Before or after the mole removal? I ask because I think the mole gave him special powers.

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

My husband went to all of my check-ups, but that was because I wanted him to. We’d usually check for a heartbeat and I wanted him there in case one couldn’t be found. I had to go to one appointment alone, though, because that is required just because they want the chance to ask you about violence in the home. The odd…

My dr makes my husband wait in the lobby for the start of the appointment and gives me a little check off card with questions about abusive and threatening behavior, and if I feel safe. Every single time. If ever I needed it, I absolutely know that making an appointment would be a safe haven, which is great even…

At the clinic I went to for my pregnancy there are posters in the restrooms with a place to call for help if you at in an abusive relationship. At one of my early appointments the nurse asked my husband to please go down the hall and get me a glass of water. He was very eager to be helpful. When he was away she asked…

I fainted at work once in front of 2 people

Just saying — his name wasn’t even in the headline, which means no one would know who“Chad Smith” was when they read it.

True confession:

They actually are. I’m a surveyor in civil services and there’s an Osha requirement for blind turns and corners. these guys are fucked. insurance is going to win a lawsuit vs them an Osha will likely levy fines.