Of course he is.

Specifically, chips & queso or ice cream.

its fowl, i know, but i was being, colloquial...

Racist.

Walk of shame? Speak for yourself. For me, it’s the stride of pride!

Eating birds, who happened to be alive, after sex, seems unsanitary, Matis.

I have several questions for the poll people eating an entire roast chicken. Are you making the chicken yourself and sexing while it’s in the oven? Are you buying a rotisserie chicken from the store? How are you seasoning your chicken? Will you come over here and bring me a roast chicken? I don’t necessarily want to…

I sincerely hope he’s scared

I’m guessing someone he knows called it in.

Chicken in UK is just assault. Kinda like cunt is a term of endearment.

Maybe the game of chicken has different rules in the U.K., like baseball and football do.

Really? I find it.... I don’t know, ungainly. I like kissing someone’s lady parts and making out in the shower, that’s sexy as fuck, but actual penetration? I always feel like I’m about to slip and fall and I feel confined in the small space. To be fair, the bathtubs in my current apartment and the one right before…

Food during sex = sex on the beach = sex on the kitchen counter = sex in the pool = things that sound good only on paper (if that)

Um, do you two know each other?

Although shower sex itself is annoying as fuck

“Does m’lady have any Grey Poupon?”

I love food and I love sex..... But I feel like the two are pretty incompatible. A dinner date is one thing, sure, but food right before sex? Or right after? Usually right after it’s either sleep or walk of shame time.

The last thing I want to do after sex is eat. What goes best after sex? A shower.

...and eating during was completely ruled out.