Rachel Ray always looks like a rabid squirrel. I keep expecting to see foam coming from her mouth.

i read an internet comment many years ago saying that rachel ray smiles like jack nicholson’s joker. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it

Her pet food commercials are some of the most annoying commercials on television. Also yikes on the cold shoulder sweater with those black pants.

*Rachel Ray was paid a tremendous amount of money by some random shell company to use her likeness to sell the same ass dog food that is marketed under many other names to idiots who think that if Rachel Ray is involved with it, it must be good.

These shoulder cut outs always looks as if the wearer busted the seams of their shirt.

Favorite line in the article: The smaller woman feels a need to shame because, for whatever reason, a fat woman who is getting attention over her is taken as some sort of personal affront.

To your credit though, Kendall has also been pumped full of Restalayne of late as well.

Ronald...

I appreciate how you had approx. zero fucks to give about misidentifying a Kardashian.

My pants get tight when my eyes see Kendall, and they fall off upon seeing any other Kardashian. While the latter could be embarrassing, it is that the former is... well, a thing. What am I to do but wait out my therapist’s unavailability?

I usually react horribly to things so I will probably never get fillers, botox, etc. because I would end up with a huge swollen lip or whatever.

One is super tall, one is super short and the other likes it in the ass.

The before and after pictures on the Restalayne website at first made me want to get it, then I looked into the cold dead eyes of the models and red-exed that shit.

My favorite part about this thread is that you didn’t do an “eta” Kylie to the other one. Amazing.

Thank you! I went and read it, and shared it.

It really is.

Good thing it’s Kendell then.

When you pay with card but tip in cash, it’s a good idea to write in “cash” on the receipt where you’d write in the tip amount. Don’t most people do this?!?! Also a good idea to give the cash with the signed receipt.

Yes. Michael K is delightful

I am so, so tired of the fat-bashing attendant to this whole Usher thing. It’s depressing as fuck, and it makes me mad as hell. Usher isn’t even good looking. I’m fat as hell, and have both dated and “dated” a bunch of guys much more attractive than that, and one nearly as rich.