From age 4-20 (yes..you read that right) I harbored deep feelings for a Kevin Arnold look alike, “J”. We attended the same church and school. We were in the same grade from K-8th and then mutual friends during HS. I loved him. Puppy love..lust..mixed up hormones, whatever. I never asked him out (although around age 4…

I totally read your comment in Ron Swanson’s voice. It was unsuspected and delightful. Well done, friend.

Apparently in the land of good taste and Talenti, we are fuckin’ laaaaaame! We best be tasting ALL the flavors in case we get quizzed!

Ron Swanson does NOT eat gelato :)

Ooooo, do tell!

Freakin’ mushrooms, man! Who thought they should be food? Ugh. How can they be slimy AND spongy at the same time?! And now people are making whole burgers out of them, just mushroom burgers, a whole freakin’ mushroom between two pieces of bread, it’s insanity.

I’m really not a fan of the mouth-feel of peanut butter. It’s like the flavor really sticks around for a while after eating and I just don’t like it. I’m sorry. *hangs head and leaves the village in shame*

I’ve only had the Peanut Butter Cup one and I liked it, but also found it a little too sweet. I figured it was the chocolate flavor that was more on the “milk chocolate” side. I will have to try the others.

Halo Top is too delicious to care about the ingredients. Everything is giving us cancer so why not live it up?

It’s so extra. I can’t even see the babies.

The overworship of this clan is wierd. Having kids is a not unique thing and these people definitely do not walk on water. Regardless, congratulations to thier family.

She should stop channelling the virgin of Guadalupe.

We can duck and cover in the corner together. I thought the pregnancy pics were a bit over the top but this is beyond.

These photos are embarrassing, get over yourself.

I’d rather be horribly mediocre than desperate and irrelevant.

It has always amazed me (and not in a good way) how hard Madonna has tried her entire career to come off as edgy and risque, while still managing to produce such bland, shitty music.

I’m here for this!

For a marketing genius (truly Madonna’s only real talent) she has an amazing lack of self-awareness. Her career was built on discovering thriving minority sub-cultures and repackaging them so wannabe-edgy white girls could upset their mommas on the weekend. In her example she is way more like Elvis Presley than some…

THIS BITCH ACTUALLY TRIED IT.