The number next to it made this look like a crime scene!

This also how I feel about Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt 2nd season.

I kissed all my stuffed animals goodnight in a certain order—I had so many and was worried that some would feel left out and ended up blowing kisses to them from my bed because it was taking so long.

Your parents clearly loved you.

I didn’t have a chart, but I definitely rotated animals too so they didn’t get sad.

My older daughter had two dolls she was terrified of. One had very blue hard plastic realistic looking eyes and she called it “Scary Eyes”. I kept it in my closet in case the fear went away. If it fell out she would scream bloody murder. The other was this creepy talking doll from my grandma. The first time it talked,…

I had serious skates- not quite “real” roller derby skates but similar in style. I would go out, sweep the driveway and skate for hours on end and in my head I was in the derby and I was the jammer, baby. (This game earned me one of my more glorious scars, by the way.)

That’s like Agility Training Chuckie right there.

This is why everything is still in a box somewhere in the basement of my mom’s house!

Yeah, that needle business, jesus. I’m glad you had dad to carry you.

I remember this thing :(((

I desperately wanted one of those Barbie makeup heads, where you could put the makeup on the Barbie or on you. Sadly, I never got one. I think that’s why my makeup skills are lacking. Hmm, maybe I’ll buy myself one this Christmas.

She had magnets in her hands that held the pom poms!

I did that too! And it totally works, cause I never got bit by a vampire.

I am so sorry that thing is terrifying and if you need a lifetime of intensive anti tippy therapy I totally don’t blame you.

Odd-looking doll.

A few more great ones are Fatal Vision and Capturing the Freedmans.

Let me guess....Hes dead the whole time?

It premiers December 18th if you like me can’t wait to see this shit.

First time through: man, that’s stupid.