It is a dog referee, looks a little like a golden retriever, here’s the full movie

The dildo story makes no sense because dildos don’t utilize electricity at all.

No monkey, this is from back in the day when sports were segregated by species and when I wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

I like how all these hand-shakers are like “Wheelchair girl can fuck right off.”

This one time I walked in on my husband and some hooker going at it in the back of his van. They were doing some freaky stuff and had this dildo hard-wired through the seat or some crazy crap. What a bastard! I pulled out my gun and fired 8 shots. 6 shots put holes in the van and I have no idea where the other 2 went.

When I initially found this gem, me and my friends also made fake backstories for each character, albeit much shorter. To know that someone out there made entire biographies for them is just the best thing ever.

first one I hadn’t seen. have watched about 30 times now.

I had to scroll way too far through the greys to find this.

When I see that cart scoop that guy up and take off with him, it reminds me of this...

I just revisited this classic this morning, thanks to a wandering mind and a slight hangover. The entire thing is perfect—his fart starting it off, the guys walking away, the fact it’s George goddamn Brett, the random question at the end. Just perfect.

Big man getting in on the action behind him is so underrated.

Drops mic (and football)

This is the winner guys.

Is cooking a sport...who cares.

I love the indignant old, white, southern dude.