I think we’re just naturally gorgeous.

My mom went through a stage of watching the Hallmark channel after my dad died. She watched all of their awful Xmas movies multiple times because it was a mindless comfort for her - she didn’t have to think and everything has a happy ending and no one dies at the end. One of the Property Brothers played a villainous…

15 minutes! People really spend longer than that doing their makeup? I must be doing it wrong.

Interesting take considering White Teeth would never would have been published if she was fat and 40 when she wrote it. And her writing is overrated.

I am still embarrassed that my mom yelled at the poor cashier at McDonalds because she insisted they sold hot dogs (this was probably in the late 70s and it’s one of my earliest memories). When my mom wants a hot dog she will not be denied.

I can’t unsee her thumb. It looks like Trump’s.

Dear Paris: Fuck off. You are irrelevant at best. We all remember you spewing the N-word at the height of your “fame” way back when.

Would you have a threesome with another dude and a woman? (don’t worry, I’m not inviting you, just curious).

Good point - she was so earnest in the books.

Good for you! (I don’t mean that in a snarky way - I admire your gumption). I’ve had a few “opportunities” and turned them all down because I was not attracted to one or both of the people.

Sigh, I’m already dealing with the weight gain. I’m short and prone to chubbiness and have to work out and barely eat in order to stay slim. It’s a constant struggle. I just cut out dairy and I think it’s already helping a bit.

I am a total chicken and have turned down several opportunities for a threesome (they would have all been two chicks and one dude and I just don’t think I’m up for doing it with another woman - it’s cool in theory but in real life I back down every time). You are brave!

I’m feeling vindicated by the replies I’ve gotten. He thought I overreacted by dumping him when in reality it was just the final straw after a string of bad behavior on his part. I was blinded by his handsome face and let it go on for too long.

Oh man, I didn’t catch that. This entire thing has me stewing.

Thank you. He was a very selfish person. And his mom called me a tramp because I was a whole year older than he was; please murder her first.

He was the worst! And he cheated on me with the Skyline Chili heiress (I just find that so funny for some reason. He loved that disgusting chili).

This gave me the giggles.

I’d like to add threesomes to that list.

I am way too clumsy for shower sex and I am weird and can’t handle hot water (I take lukewarm showers). The last time I had shower sex I passed out from the hot water and my asshole boyfriend just dumped me onto his bed and drove off to go hang out with friends. He didn’t even dry me off! Fucker. (I broke up with…

What a surprise - he’s a rich dude from Chelsea.