Ha, I can relate. I have discovered it’s helpful for me to watch the scariest parts of some movies on mute with captions on. It’s so much more bearable without the ominous music. Usually I’ll then rewind and watch it again with the sound on. Or not.

I wouldn’t be surprised if that were part of it. And her messed up home life.

I will never get over the time she went into a gas station bathroom barefoot.

She had to emancipate herself from her mother - she was no longer under her guardianship when she got the reduction. Her mom is a fucking nutbag. I don’t like the way she dresses, but only because she makes unflattering choices.

I remember that! It disturbed me a lot.

We had BOTH near my house when I was a kid and they are so mean. But swans are worse - they used to chase me and try to bite me (and succeeded a few times).

I squee like a fangirl every time I see him on the teevee.

Oh wow, that is a dream ticket!

Hm, that is plausible. I want Rep. Adam Schiff to run. Or Al Franken!

Never go canoeing with him! You will murder each other. My sister and I had to be separated into separate boats because we got in a physical fight (and we never fight).

He’s just a cranky jerk. The dog is a yappy little Yorkie and it barked at him and he decided it was going to attack him and went to kick it and he fell and hurt his knee. My mom mocked him mercilessly for being an ass about it and he finally gave up trying to sue them when he realized everyone was on Team Yorkie.

An asshole husband of one of my mom’s friend sued a neighbor because he (the asshole husband) tried to kick the neighbor’s dog (a tiny yorkie) and ended up falling on his fat ass and hurting himself.

I think it says “this is a purse with 5200 dollars in it and facebook is a girl with lukemia” My mom is from spain and would be so proud of me right now.

Duh, just lock your kids in a closet until school starts. They will thank you when they are older and don’t have wrinkles.

They wouldn’t be compensated for their mileage or car depreciation. It’s taking advantage of employees who are scared of being fired. So yes, the audacity.

Hm, would I eat that? I think I would.

That is horrible. Your poor grandma.

My grandpa lived to 102 and he smoked unfiltered camels starting at 12 years old and he drank a lot of beer. He never had a headache in his entire life. He had a hip replacement at 93 that went so well he couldn’t remember which hip was replaced. I’m bummed that my dad’s adopted because that means I didn’t inherit…

Oh, I’ve never heard the sexist angle before. But to be honest, to me, it’s one of those things I never even noticed until the first time I read about it years ago. It immediately became like nails on a chalkboard - hey, maybe the media really is the enemy of the people - I blame them for pointing it out to me in an…

I would have been so pissed off if that happened to me!