And the baby in the story was delivered a whole mile away. That’s not mailing a baby. That’s asking a favor of the postal worker who they probably knew their entire lives (hey Jebediah, drop my baby off at my mom’s, ok?)

Here’s what’s not to love: the inevitable backlash in about a year that she will go through. You all loved Jennifer Lawrence too back in the day, remember? She was seen as authentic and refreshing and now the same traits make her calculated and fake.

I feel cheated that her eyeball didn’t really get slapped out of her fat fucking face.  

Ugh, when will this thirsty person just go away? Tinsley, you were “famous” for being moderately pretty and skinny with yellow hair and for being married to a rich dude, what an accomplishment. I get wanting to be well known or respected in one’s field -but wanting to be famous simply for the fame seems like the…

Thank you - I need to find this podcast!

Watch it - my mom will cut you. She’s mean.

It was a looong time ago at the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children.

What a nice thing to say, thank you!

I cover my femininity with the hoodie that is so popular that it’s back-ordered for years.

Ha, am I really the only one who thought this was an homage to Infinite Jest at first?

Hmmm, I never considered that an alien took over her body. But now I’m wondering...

She was gracious and charming whenever any other famous person was around or when the cameras were on, but my main impression of her was imperiousness. She snapped her fingers at people when she wanted something. She complained to my boss because I tripped and my skirt hiked up when I fell - she considered it a…

I like violence in my movies. I hate romantic comedies. My favorite tv show is Vikings and my current favorite reading genre is about medieval warfare. But I also love pink things and I have long pretty hair and wear dresses and like glitter. We don’t all fit in the same box - just look at the woman in the gif you…

Yeah, it sucked because I love literature in all forms and was pretty excited to meet her.

Um, I’m a woman. We are not all the same, fancy that.

I do not understand the love for this piece of crap movie. It was mind-numbingly bad.

This is one of my all-time favorite gifs. I really want Trump to poop his pants in public.

I have always had a morbid fascination about Nancy Grace, so thanks to the author for the peek inside. I had my own “Nancy Grace” when Maya Angelou was on our board of directors. She was so nasty that our president told us we could just walk away from her when she was being her usual obnoxious self. Mary, if you are…

Oh, good catch about ice cream on cream pie. I am an ice cream whore and even I think that’s a bit odd.

So what is it when we make fun of Sessions for looking like a Keebler elf?