Yes. No matter what happens, there will always be the “but she has a proportional body,” “but she’s still conventionally attractive,” etc. types of complaints. On the one hand, it’s like: we’ve got to start somewhere to expand the definitions of “beauty.” On the other hand: comments complaining that “it’s not enough”…

Yay! Now every body type gets to be objectified by the male gaze!

So, 73 people identified so far, who operated in a city square smaller than half a football field, in a single night, is a “small number” and those who complain are provoking “hysteria”?

After the attacks in Cologne, there were accusations that the media weren’t covering them because they were concerned about inciting violence against refugees.

If it's real, legitimate impotence the male body has a way of preventing it on its own. Anything else and they must have allowed it or enjoyed it, so no need to provide medication.

Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.

Elephants are slow to mature and breed, so they’d be poor candidates for a selective breeding project. Your best hope for a small pet elephant would be if scientists can making cloning reliable and inexpensive, and they get access to the genome of the extinct dwarf elephant. The smallest dwarf elephant species, the…

Not that this fits the era exactly, but my eyes produce hearts for this

fowl in general are...well, foul

Wild turkeys are the worst animals in the world. A family of them used to lay in wait for me every day on my way to work. They stood on the road daring me to run one of them over. Their beady little eyes stared me down and I swear I saw switchblade knives under their wings. They can fly, they pretend they can’t to…

That could get old. It’s one thing to hear their blood-curdling screams when they’re, say, wandering about the San Francisco Zoo (where they give no fucks about the fences), but every day?

Don’t forget Milton, who practically gave the devil a motorcycle and a black leather jacket! Also I’ve heard that ‘hell’ may originally signify a trash pit outside of Jerusalem.

You can be feminist and “pro-life”, if you’re pro-minding your own fucking business.

I would literally rather drink shards of glass than spend any amount of time with Candace Cameron Bure or her psychotic brother Kirk.

He's hung like an elevator button.

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I mean, a couple hours earlier they had war planes shoot through the sky as the national anthem ended (as they always do, for every single super bowl), but let’s not get political or anything!!!!

Anthony Anderson: “Stacy Dash is kinda being shitty”

okay Beyonce was amazing... but can we talk about Lady Gaga for a second? our national anthem is known among singers for being a bitch and a half, and girl NAILED it without breaking a sweat. I was seriously impressed.