I make a canned chicken with cream cheese, scallions, shredded carrots and garlic salt Thingy. I have molded it (with my hands) into a Christmas tree, Menorah, birthday cake and nuts-n-balls for parties. I serve it with Ritz crackers and people go bananas for it! (The nuts-n-balls was obviously for an office birthday…

We both had impeccable taste!

I truly love the shoe line Carlos Created by Carlos Santana. No snark; would wear MANY of both the sexy heels and sassy sandals Created by Carlos Santana.

Sounds just like my bf MJ.

That is one of the weirdest things I have ever read. (And I read some strange shit)

That’s a pretty perfect way to describe him! He’s cute but I bet he sheds like crazy :)

MY HOMEBOYS. Florida can be cool and awesome and weird. (good oranges and strawberries though.)

Same. So much suck. :{{{{{{{{{

Def nightmare.

I’ve seen something like that before but I can’t place it...................

GOD. This is tragic.

I am not a huge Leo fan but I loved him in The Aviator!

The Coffee Breaik a complete mouth-gasm for me. A treat but a ‘gasm. Try Publix honey goat cheese on a graham cracker.

COKE.

My husband woke up during Sia’s second song and said “that’s the funniest skit SNL has had for a while; it looks like your “interpretive dance”, ha ha ha.......” . When he realized that it wasn’t a bit he silently went to bed.

That header picture just made my under-carriage pack a bag and head for the Oregon Trail.

Re-watched recently. Still kinda confused :/

You get me.

BARF.

For the love of all that’s holy DON’T burn it. It allows the demon to escape!