Rihanna could wear that with a bathrobe and Tazmanian Devil slippers and I would try to source the look. This Chiquita, Girl No.

Yup. For crying out loud, gurl, at least make the “designer” make a undergarment attachment so that whatever is going on doesn’t photograph like that. T A C K Y.

JUst understood what you meant. I AM A DICK. :(

Random and weird but whatever.

I live in sunny Florida and we had a BIG BOATING WEEKEND. Iam a paley-freckly person and I try to take care with my sunscreen. I had a tube in my beach bag that said Neutrogena and the rest of the label had rubbed off. I thought it was my SPF 50. I look like a tomato, complete with swelling and blisters. I had put my…

I wrote a long response to your post and accidentally deleted it. I am the adopted daughter of parents who love me SO very much and I gave up a daughter for adoption. Adoption is NOT FUCKING GOING TO THE POUND. There are lawyer, doctor, social services, court appearances, complete loss of bodily autonomy for a year…

HEY NOW! Crystal Creek is the “big town” I live near. (It IS kinda creepy......)

I don’t know how to post images but I saw an interesting satellite picture of night in Syria pre and post the start of the war. The place is basically dark now; they have been bombed back to 200 years ago. I can’t imagine the nightmare that the Syrian people have been put through. These “christians” aren’t.

I’m 50 and I almost peed myself. Don’t count on it. :)

That’s a really cute picture of Lena Dunham!

Also do not give an Icy-Hot massage to your f-buddy then go for the handjob. NO BUENO, VON QUESO.

It’s amazing that as much as things change they stay the same.

I don’t understand “creepy”. I was raised in the south and if I had called one of my parents by their first name I would have been in BIG trouble. If people want to be called by their first name great, but the default for me is to err on the side of formality. (I also insisted that the kids did the same)

My whole life as been a cycle of growing and cutting off bangs.

It’s the best!

Loreal Voluminous Mascara is THE BOMB! I used so many expensive mascaras but it is THE BEST I’ve used. (Public service announcement)

I’d do the Gronk too. (I’m pretty sleazy though so YMMV)

I would do the hell out of him and deny it to everyone, including my bff, priest and therapist.

I AM TOM BRADY.

She seems like such a doll in the early videos; collaborative, friendly and supportive of her make-up artist/friend. She still comes across as kind in the later videos but like she has lost her “spark”. :(