This is the first Eddie match I’ve watched since he died (too many feelings) and I choose correctly, thanks guys! But, christ, if we can ignore the terribly misogynistic announcing (not JUST by Jerry Lawler, I hear you good ol’ JR), this was a fucking highlight of my childhood where I knew as a (pretty ugly little…

Thanks Captain Obvious

Welcome to the John Rocker Club For Disgraced Professional Athletes, Mr. Shaw! Tonight’s dinner will be all white meat chicken breasts with a white wine sauce over white rice. We will be serving vanilla ice cream for dessert.

You know Blues fans and Cardinals fans are pretty much one and the same, right?

On the plus side for Shaw, he has a new fan in Rajon Rondo.

Seriously, there are so many other swear words you can choose to use instead of homophobic or racist ones. It’s not like we’re lacking in choices. Hell, get creative, use another language. What a lazy fucking piece of scabrous hyena ass.

And somehow, 6 stars for the lowest of hanging fruit. KG would be proud.

Audio sounds like Bill Cosby moments before you lose consciousness.

“Agreed” - Tim Marchman

I always liked Ian Kinsler in Texas, when I learned he was coming to the Tigers AND it involved dumping Prince Fielder, it was like Christmas morning (note: the day the Tigers signed Fielder was also like Christmas morning for me)

I guess one way to distract people from your tiny dick is to dress up like a giant asshole.

I went in 2003 and 2005 and it was incredible and such a great experience. Then the bros and mall girls took it over and I wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole. The only people who attend coachella are dorks. I don’t know why it is always associated with hipsters. It used to be, but it is just a bunch of calvin…

As terrific as it would be to see one dude sprinting 500 yards while also trying to golf, I liked the team “batting order” aspect of this.

I like the way she Rowles.

I hope you have a good reason to be so well versed in AS Roma U-12 soccer players.

Klinsmann: “How’s your German?”

Last time I saw so many little people under a rainbow, it was The Wizard Of Oz.

As if Sam Allardyce would ever let that glory boy on the pitch.