Ever been to Phoenix in July?.....Might as well be walkin’ on the sun.

Definitely not a Cardinals fan.

I still don’t understand this story. How does someone end up dead after a minor fender bender? People can’t be that angry, can they? I mean, Jesus...

giving up 4 goals probably minimizes those college prospects as much as anything.

full of piss and shit and all sorts of bacteria that could render me dead? Almost certainly. However:

Well, of course they fucked up covering the violations. The school isn’t called Southern Hit.

Sweet. Now I have a new excuse for my wife when she tells me to exercise.

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Fuck street runners. “Oh the road is softer on my feet!” No, I hate you.

I’m 90% sure that second paragraph is Seinfeld bit.

Whatever you guys are paying Diana, it's not enough.

One the one hand, these are entertaining glimpses into the life of the Deadspin offices.

For a meal, falafel.

That’s cold.

Aaron Schmersal here

Dont forget! game grippers doesnt always have one for every phone!