President Tory showed him.

As a Canadian who thinks that our anthem, and many others, are overtly-religious/sexist bullshit, and have no place at sporting events, I really couldn’t care less about Wade taking a couple shots during it. But don’t kid yourselves, all this calling Canadians sensitive over this is ridiculous, if Steve Nash had done…

That’s literally the exact same excuse my girlfriend uses when I try and go after her grand titos.

I haven’t seen a Blues fan hit the ground that hard since Stevie Ray Vaughn.

“Coach Ehren Earleywine...”

If you feasted on Kermit, Ed Hardy and a keg of ipecac, the result would be that ballpark.

Your question should be why did it take so long?

Kinda like me in high school, he didn’t put up a fight till restrained.

Because it’s true.

Only assholes and drug dealers ride a bike wearing a basketball jersey.

Jokes on you, this official from Nigeria just emailed me about a lucrative business opportunity.

Fuck the economic ramifications, put a team in Havana and let the healing truly begin.

There is nothing better than getting lit in Holland.

At least the asshole doesn’t cheat at golf! Who am I kidding, everyone cheats at golf.

And to be clear, I’m totally okay with making fun of Emmitt, that wasn’t some moral stand. The dude makes up more words than a baby...a real stupid one.

Speaking in tongues*

Homeless men across the land have never been so in vogue.

It’s only okay to make fun of someone’s oratory skills if it’s their first language, see for example, Emmitt Smith.

She sure has a lot of stupid questions for a kid named Sharp.

Less cocaine.