To sum up, it’s the best way to avoid someone with a dependency to meth. In my time living above said “English basement”, I had one neighbor who would routinely call the cops on me because I was apparently infusing his apartment with cancer via the vents (just to be clear, I wasn’t). I had another who would watch Star…

The one sport where someone can get booted from a team for not getting along with a hooker.

Pro-tip: Never move into a place, no matter how nice it is, if it has a tiny bachelor apartment in the basement. You’re welcome.

As long as Bennett is only there for moral support.

Orr dove into home for the walkoff win

They may have lost the finals, but the hover-board suggests that JR got the last laugh with Ayesha.

Always a feel good story when a Florida football player is the victim for once, even if it means him getting shot.

I blame Daulerio for all of this.

Tiger would have killed for that chance, considering a raven is as close to an eagle as he’ll ever get.

And to think that so many of us laymen can’t even consistently make a lay up. And by ‘many of us’ I mean Austin Rivers.

This is all the more impressive when you realize it was during a scrimmage, but less so when you remember that the Bruins have no defensemen left.

My Jewish grandfather could have lasted a good 45 minutes before starting to schvitz.

I can’t wait for the movie with LL Cool J.

Every few years jorts try and come out of retirement in order to be relevant again, but the only result is horrible pics.

If he goes after Elisha Cuthbert, at least it won’t be sloppy.

The various craters and vistas can only mean that it’s Charon, Pluto’s moon?

If all goes according to MTV’s plan, they will be teen mom moms in 8 years.

This should only apply to hockey.

I feel Webb’s best defense is stating that money laundering in the Cayman Islands has more to do with tradition than it does ethics or its legality, much like whaling in the Faroe Islands.

Breaking Bath