“We ran out of talent.”

Desmond sounds like the type of guy who is 10K up playing roulette, but still somehow leaves 5K in the hole...but mostly because he keeps throwing the dice off the table and can’t catch a break.

Jerry Remy went on to color comment that he knows all to well about about how a son can wreak havoc.

You might as well be walking on a bun.

...a tiny dose of Marion (and Mike Miller) could help relieve part of the burden currently on J.R. Smith, Matthew Dellavedova, and Iman Shumpert

That poor dog, they lured him with the deceitful promise of one-on-one time with some Hamm.

I’d now like to see a series of Coke cans adorned with quotes from famous dictators/war criminals, but written in foreign languages so people think it looks all cool and folksy and don’t realize that their holding a can that reads Triumph of the Will in old Germanic script.

Waterski and wakeboard.

I don’t agree with what he said, but at least now he thinks women are asking not to be hit.

How is that a foul, it was all ball and he didn’t use his hands?

His shirt’s fabric would make for a nice suit though.

That thing is clearly running out of juice...the hoverboard looks alright though.

Afterwards, he would go eat, usually at Chili’s...

At least we can all agree that both these guys enjoy spreading their seed, the only difference being that Cromartie seems to hit a lot more targets.

I read that as tip shat. Sounds very Santorum-y.

In the name of government transparency, the kit for the Spanish Tax Agency clearly states the name of its official Sponsor:

He even walks to the locker room in ISO.

This is just payback for signing Raffi Torres, a known Hispanic.

White Men Can’t Bump.

Climbing a hill in Texas while on PEDs...Lance Armstrong could have been a two-sport athlete.