Yet he’ll still have a better chance at being drafted than someone who might suffer from clinical depression. Stay awful NFL.

I don't think you realize how insensitive my comment is to the NFL, and not mental illness.

I’d make sure that George W. had been drafted to Vietnam.

I’m gonna guess he’s talking about a large, hairy gay man.

Not the type of head protection Royce White requires.

The only time it’s okay to be upset that a teammate scored is when your name is Lebron James and the teammate’s is Delonte West.

Lorenzen’s mom didn’t seem too concerned about the fact that her son just gave up a bomb...

A novelty team flag that can cover 200 people could easily be mistaken for a light bulb filled with meth.

Berry, I just wanted to set aside the jokes for a moment and thank you for single-handedly turning Deadspin into a better site for Hockey analysis than TSN and the like. Top fucking notch. This Canadian kid appreciates it.

I’m sure they’ve already filed it on multiple occasion in legal docs.

Could you imagine how much better sports in Philly would be with that type of attendance?

You’d think someone with mental health issues would be an ideal candidate for the NFL, seeing as they can’t blame head trauma from their NFL playing days as cause for any issues later in life.

I’d be more than happy to donate some cash for the PD’s meals...as long as they were all sourced from Arby’s.

I don’t get the current effort to keep the players and fans safe from violent protests, when Lou Piniella hasn’t coached in ages.

Murder and drug charges are fitting for a guy known to shoot bricks.

That’s a pretty good Don Zimmer impression.

Yeah some people just see it as black and white. Having played hockey my whole life, I know how fast the game is and how easy it is to second guess a player when watching a hit frame by frame. I wasn’t a dirty player, but plenty of my hits could have been seen as dirty as sometimes shit happens, the guy turns his back…

A lot of athletes could learn a valuable lesson from Peterson...always travel with your lawyer.

I was actually surprised he was suspended. All I said previously was that it was charging, and it was. If a penalty was called, I agree, there is probably no suspension. Though I think he was suspended due to various factors and not only because of the no-call. Mainly that the Wings have been bending the rules all…

Like the NFL doing a slow mo account of Ray Rice in the elevator?