I'm pretty sure the pull-on business also involves a massage.

Perry Romo would have been better musically inspired name.

What a misleading opening line, I didn't see one player in the pic from Lokomotiv Yaroslavl.

Ken, I used your rankings for my bracket, so if I lose, I'm going to blame you, and if I win, I'm going to pretend I did so on my own merit...you have the most thankless job in the land, but your work/mind is greatly appreciated.

Lorde ha' mercy!

[JD and the Straight Shot after finishing their opening set for the Eagles at MSG]

Based on his speed, his shooting accuracy, and his recent experience with court defense, Oscar Pistorius may start to play basketball.

Jerry Jones disagrees with this guy's statement. He's not nuts, just misunderstood and passionate.

Not too soon, just not funny.

Str8 Stalin'

If I was invited to a party that included Larry David, and which was then followed by further wooing in the form of deli meats and an ATV excursion, well, I'd pretty much do anything Dolan wanted...ANYTHING.

Fair point. Though many would argue that such"Africanisations" in movies (such as the voodoo character) are racist or at least very culturally insensitive. But yes different cultures makes for more complex ideas about race. And I think no matter the country both have strides to make to true equality.

The original also has the older coach with a rough voice saying "we're contenders now", but in your version (I'm assuming you are part of the team) the guy delivering the line is not made to look older or sound rougher, so why only focus on one aspect for accuracy? That one aspect being the use of blackface, which…

I agree with your last statement. But they could have done the parody without the use of blackface. And I will leave it at that.

Look up the historic significance of blackface and get back to me.

I never stated that racism isn't everywhere, it is. You however said Italy was free from it, it isn't. You are the one defending a bunch of guys who thought a skit involving a white man in blackface was okay, it's not. I'm not American, but that doesn't matter. And there is nothing wrong with your English, just your…

So based on the above example and your title, can we assume that your job is to ensure that culture is edited out of Deadspin? If I see one "film" review or art exhibit critique, I know who to blame.

With his Luck, he'll be Manning another oxy dependency in the Nicks of time.

If you think there are no racism issues in Italy, you are the part of the problem.

"Those black and yellow critters sure know how to ruin baseball."