@thakadinskypapers: Yes, but can we sing "What the World Needs Now is Love" rather than kumbaya?

@scandalouscandice: Honey, a "troll" as defined in online culture, in part (someone please correct me if I am mistaken here), is someone who uses posts to get attention. Just relax and try again with something less likely to get your defenses up. This ain't no kumbaya singalong you're—joining?—by the way.

I'm using my witch powers to send Drunken Stepfather immediate, painful penis cancer. Because I can only use my powers for good.

One of my favorite movies of all time, they had it at the video store next to my apartment in SF. I had heard about it and watched it twice in a row. My sister and I used to "play" Carpenters in the basement, I thought Karen was the most. I still do, and she's one of the reasons I became a singer (ugh). Here's a…

Is it the pink man? The pink-unitarded unicyclist in San Francisco? Are you telling me he is a sham? I hope not. Not at Christmas.

Fucking right!

There is no way I would ever even leave the house without at least $1000 worth of shit in my hair. And lip gloss.

@Bufflekins: Ooo, please pardon the apostrophe. I meant Vaselines'.

@DrunkAndHorny: where do you live? Even if he tattles, chances are nobody is going to give a shit. If you live in Nephi, Utah, or anywhere like that, forget I said that.

That bullet shaker should have an automatic shaker function built in. Because then I would buy it.

@hoboqueen: Totally. I like how he did all those nice things for her, not to be nice, but to get something in return. If that's not love, what is it? Oh yeah, manipulation.

Drop the "fortnight" and add a couple "fucks" and I'm guessing this problem will be solved.

He strikes me as "manboy." As in the Vaseline's song.

@Macloserboy: I want you. And your clean sheets. Now.

@CollegeBookworm: It looks like three years old is pretty much the "look" in fashion half the time anyway. Or pregnant. Of course, I'm a refugee of the fashion industry. Get a skirted suit, people, it's all you need to kick all the ass you want.

Where are the fucking Empress Notes with platinum-blasted monkey fur cover and platinum lock, with a resin key containing a lock of Nigerian orphan hair, donating $1 per journal purchased to the cause? It's about anticipating the market, NM, no wonder you keep losing money.

@Jerseylicious and the rest:

and my belly is shakin', I got an achin' in my head

I'm thinking Kate would have gone for Jimmy Page. But he didn't really care for girlies as much as "the music" I guess, so probably she would have been with Plant eventually, I concur.

Also, damn, you women know your shit. Thank you for sharing it here.