Because I have to laugh.

An old gypsy man touched him and whispered “Lizard”

“Cross the line? You crossed it so far you can’t even see the line...

I’m fucking cackling.

Well, they say that brain exercises can extend your life. Those of us with a reasonable amount of intelligence, who are trying to comprehend wtf is going on with Trump, are going to live FOREVER.

Trump wanted to drain the swamp so he could make another, luxurious swamp more suitable for Steve Bannon’s comfort.

So McDonald’s and Wendy’s have beef?

OH MY GOD it’s like we need to have a screening of Paris is Burning for the entire world.

I still don’t understand how to throw shade, that’s a podcast, but I am learning from this column that it is not the same as a burn.

Yr colleague Dave Weigel would compare your actions here to this one Yes live recording where bassist Chris Squire starts playing this stiff, clumsy imitation of a funk bassline and helium-voiced singer Jon Anderson says, “Get that funk out of my face.”

This is an embarrassing look for you.

Not many doofus-y white men do.  

It was so terrible as a sentence that even had it been shade it would still be a violation of the English language. So. There’s that.

still doesn’t understand shade.

You sound stupid.

Not shade.

Since you can’t spell “schadenfreude” without “shade,

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.