It’s a Rebecca Fanfic: Alt-Universe (Coffee Shop).

I swear, if you work at Canes, I’m going to just fall over and cry.

BULLSEYE!

Scheduling college classes around Days airtimes? Check.

Congratulations! I played a female Banquo in MacB locally and although they didn’t gender-swap the language/name, my sword-fight and subsequent gory death was Mama Bear Banquo making sure my son, at least, got away.

GOD DAMN! I seriously had the EXACT SAME FEAR of the Great White Sharks coming through the plumbing. And did you know they can come right through the showerhead IF YOUR BACK IS TURNED?!?!?

When Palpatine did the whole “you’re a Palpatine” thing, I accidentally used my outside voice and said “BULLSHIT” pretty loudly. I was pretty embarrassed, actually. I mean, I thought maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyybe Ren was lying to get her riled up, I could buy that, but Palp’s confirmation... nah.

“THE DEAD SPEAK!”

I’m going to see it again and again!

/raises hand

I maaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy have injured myself attempting to hold in my snort of laughter at this one. That’s going in the files.

For the past few years, whenever I read/hear/see something that raises my ire and/or blood pressure, I take a deep breath and say my mantra:

Old Ebeneezer would be flat proud of Walmart.

As a scaredy-cat who can recite the novel Jaws by heart and the movie line-for-line but still shrieks and leaps for the highest spot in the room when the damn thing comes out of the water RIGHT BEHIND CHIEF BRODY while he chums, bless you, smokeysabear.

So many vintage-style candies can be found at the Vermont Country Store website- they have the Ice Cubes and Regal Crown Sour Cherry and Sour Lemon!

“[Rami Malek] reportedly fell somewhere around the front row...”

Rich- a university classmate of mine is dealing with this right now (see the Deadline article). Thank you, thank you for boosting the signal. I’m continuously appalled at how damaging and devastating this system has been all along to stuntwomen and stunt actors of color.

Did you read Dr. Gunter’s article about oak galls, too? Yeah, I was horrified.

Also: Musicals.

Found it for you: https://www.grammy.com/sites/com/files/pages/congress_letter.pdf