SPUD MCCONNELL! All hail Spud and his magnificence.

But.... what is that blue glowing thing coming out of the cake at the end?!?!?

We’ve got a local auto dealer named Hood. Bill Hood Ford. The mind boggles. Buy yer car from a Hood.

OMG. You got them to pay for it?!?!?! I asked some kid if the Minecraft Axe he was demolishing belonged to him and his mom went coocoobananas, saying, “HE’S FIVE. He DOESN’T UNDERSTAND IT’S NOT HIS.”

And, because *I* am that person, I read the whole rest of the label as “three point two five percent, muthafuckahs...”

AND the original coffee commercials featuring Kermit _destroying_ the guy who didn’t drink Wilkin’s Coffee? My dad actually remembers seeing these growing up in D.C. as a kid. Sorry, fundies, Kermit & Co. have always been all about “Sex & Violence.”

She’s just the girl/She’s just the girl/The girl Viv wants (to be.)

AND he was the dude who dated Miley when she was 15. /shudder/

I am too damned old to stay at the crappy Cheap Con Motel that smells like cat pee and is 6 blocks from the con to save money. I can’t afford the main hotel? I just won’t be goin’ this year. Enjoy the Con, kids! Let me know how it went!

OH MY GOD. Happened to me, too! Road trip to the Grand Canyon in 1984(?) I felt _so_ betrayed by the thing.

I think it is the designer. (Every time I see him, I think he’s finally going to break character and reveal that he’s been Scott Thompson this whole time and that Kids In The Hall have been running an extra long sketch...)

Fridays used to equal XFiles, then they equaled BSG, and now it’s Shade Court.

Learning to shoot at age 5, he has slain all but one of the animals recognized by Pope and Young.

And the Cast Album will be released in September. As the Faniltons say, #YAYHamlet!

According to The Hollywood Reporter, there was an extras call at $50 per extra.

Yep. And until they make Alfie Allen look like the description of Theon as Reek in the books:

They often carried with them tiny boxes of body grown detritus, containers of hair, thread, rocks, skin, dirt, all of which they claimed grew from their skin and caused endless pain.

/insert applause gifs. ALL the applause gifs EVAR.

Not hanging out with a theatre cast of 20-somethings! I'm the Old of the cast, most of the time. I say things like, "back in 1991" and they're all "Oooh, I was born in 1993!" and I feel decrepit...

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. This is a THING?!? It has a name! I sneeze going outside of buildings and the LONG-running joke (35+ years now) is that I must be allergic to sunlight.