Some sales lady told my mom she should wear Spanx under her outfit (The one she was wearing TO THE STORE) this weekend and I was LIVID

My mom is 70 years old... if some smug bitch did this to her, I swear to god I would beat her senseless.

He must have really loved her.

I mean if he hit her and choked her and set himself on fire in front of her.

We can only hope she has realised her mistake in breaking up with him.

Right? This is a trumped up charge, no pun intended. She never seemed to attempt actually running him off the road, just followed and yelled and punched his windows, which probably did more damage to her knuckles than anything else. They are getting a mountain out of a molehill, I think.

Okay, where does it say she actually tried to run him off the road instead of following him to express her opinion when he stopped his car because he wouldn’t engage with her on campus?

It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.

Right on! Crows are freakishly smart. They are known to bring a little trinket, e.g., a shiny rock, as a thank you to those who have left a bowl of water or bird feed for them. 

I have never fucked a dead shark. #withfewexceptions

Uh, I think animal rights activists in general are not happy with trophy hunter, even in the nonsexual context

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

Spy was so fucking good. Thanks for bringing it up so that I can go watch it again instead of seeing this trash pile!

I feel uncomfortable reading this and I demand an adult be present at this post.

Charlie Hunnam is the hot dummy we desperately need in these trying times.

My mom had an aortic dissection that very nearly killed her (doctors said the difference was her waking up and going to the hospital when she first felt chest pain, and not going back to sleep). We’re black, and the family has a long line of high blood pressure and other, various heart ailments (I’m only 26 and am…

If you tell enough people to watch out for high blood pressure you are eventually going to get this one right. Especially in the US. Most of the people in my family have high blood pressure. Statistically, someone is likely to have a health problem related to it. You almost can’t lose with this, either you accurately…

Why don’t her bathing suits fit? And why is she stretching out that cute sweater? Pick that wedgie, girl. It’s distracting me from this otherwise forgetable song.

Well, I would be traveling to the US on my way home from wherever I have gone that is better.

also malibu is not that great, it’s basically mansions, 1 shopping center with over priced juice, and the beach.

Oh god, the world has so many things I don’t know about.

Oh god, the world has so many things I don’t know about.