Rephrase question 1 to read: Why should Serena care about the opinion of someone the existence of whom she is only possibly aware because of his batshit opinions and not because of his tennis prowess?

What a fucking snowflake.

I liked it when America was hated for being powerful and evil. Stupid and evil doesn’t bring the same sense of pride.

I found this bone-chilling. Like finding out Voldemort knows your address.

I’m feeling good about it, too, although still guarded. Just this side of optimistic, if you will.

Just for kicks I went and looked at how the Trump supporters are handling this. The new narrative is that Manafort is a Soros/Clinton plant.

I feel like it is significant that Mike Flynn wasn’t first.

That’s why I only eat 1/4 teaspoonfuls of pudding. True story: I know of a man who choked to death on a single lettuce leaf. Definitely avoid eating roughage solo.

O thank God it’s not just me. I can’t listen to the radio in public anymore. I break out swearing when 45's voice hits my ears.

She only seems like the smart one because her brothers are both Ruprecht.she’s pretty.

Her father is an illiterate moron, her mother was stupid enough to marry said illiterate moron. The kids weren’t going to turn out any better. She only seems like the smart one because her brothers are both Ruprecht.

I’ve always thought Ivanka’s use of words was compelling interest sincerely.

I’ve seen this clip a million times and somehow only now am noticing the misplaced apostrophe in “get’s.”

There is just no winning this battle being a poor. $1000 every 4 months for botox pits is the only thing that works. If only I could afford! Decades of 4 showers a day, sink baths, perfume, oils, deodorant, pit pads, acupuncture, and reflexology have the scent down to a improperly tinned tamale. Boo.

Her deodorant was(!) my go to for at least 15 years. Bye bye DKNything. I cannot with these “sudden Stepfords”

I’m ashamed that I already knew this.

Oh shit really??? Why did she refuse!!! She seems like the incarnation of a brat doll.

GOP funded distraction.

So they peddle smarm, but disguise it as airy snark?

If this is real, is this seriously the level of language grasp (from grammar, to spelling, to penmanship) of a 9 year-old in the US today?