I feel like whoever came up with that couldn’t possibly live in NYC. Isn’t like everyone who lives here terrified of bed bugs? Or is it just me. I mean, that’s why we all wrap our feet in saran wrap, right?

Besides the horror that is bed bugs, people getting in this thing wearing shoes that have touched NYC streets is making me want to vomit.

“the position that most American women take on abortion — that it should be completely illegal, or legal but with significant restrictions.”

She’s going for some sort of travel by the sea theme

Atlee Bay sounds like it should be the name of a Midwest airport store that sells luggage and pashminas.

seriously. stop with the decorative cakes. death to fondant

i bet that cake tastes fuckin gross and i am mad about it

Testino, who clearly understands Jenner better than I do, suggested that her photo shoots may be less “sexual” because others regard her as a high-fashion model.

Undeserved peak Kendall Jenner. She was made a high-fashion model but she’s not it. If you compare her to the greats, she’ll always be Kendall Jenner in different clothes. She has no capacity to disappear into looks or be a chameleon.

Can we collectively make a deal right now that this is peak Kendall Jenner? We all need to agree or it won’t work.

Once upon a time, pop culture was fascinated with two things: Desperate Housewives and Orange County, CA. An enterprising reality TV show producer wanted to capture life “behind the gates” of an exclusive OC community (Coto de Caza). When Bravo picked it up, they renamed the show to The Real Housewives of Orange County…

The podcast guy was straight up stalking him. He started out thinking Simmons owed him answers and access. When he was told to get lost, he started the podcast in order to make himself a part of the story and to forcibly insert himself into Simmons’ life by feigning concern and making all sorts of accusations about…

Here’s a feud we can use.

Friendly English Lit reminder: the point of this quote is not that Juliet is wondering where Romeo is. Rather, the “wherefore art thou” is meant as “WHY are you Romeo Montague,” as in, “I really wish you were from literally any other family.”

I hope they sue all those models too. I want all these POS to be made responsible for this, especially that little fratboy who orchestrated the whole thing. I don’t care if he scammed rich kids, he scammed people in the end. Finish him. It’s not like some random Instagram models were advertising the festival. It was…

Those are just details... what really matters is that the kid probably was rude to someone at some point in his life and was aggressively retreating away from the officer towards a group of nuns/puppies. Probably.

The police officer’s parents are already in the media trying to spin him as a “good father” and a “family man”, never mind that he’s divorced and has two children born within 12 days of each other by two different women.

I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic haha but that’s just what they give people for their mugshots especially when charged with serious crimes like that.

Just to play fair...

Well, if you had just kept your knees together you wouldn’t have needed birth control in the first place. Duh.