Those are just details... what really matters is that the kid probably was rude to someone at some point in his life and was aggressively retreating away from the officer towards a group of nuns/puppies. Probably.

The police officer’s parents are already in the media trying to spin him as a “good father” and a “family man”, never mind that he’s divorced and has two children born within 12 days of each other by two different women.

I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic haha but that’s just what they give people for their mugshots especially when charged with serious crimes like that.

Just to play fair...

This! Poirot’s fussiness would never allow him to have his tie askew, or - mon dieu! - that attached collar! He was certainly still in stiff, removable (but never ever in public) collars.

Poirot wore bow-ties, not neckties, and even had he worn a necktie, probably wouldn’t have been so sloppy when tying a Half-Windsor. Also, given that the Windsor knot would have been fairly new at the time, Poirot would not have worn it. He was still wearing pince-nez in the 1930s.

No, worries, mademoiselle, the oldest hipster in Brooklyn is on the case.

My recently deceased grandmother has risen from her grave and is begging me to tell all of you that THE ONLY LEGITIMATE HERCULE POIROT IS DAVID SUCHET, ALL OTHERS ARE IMPOSTERS AND SHOULD SEE THEMSELVES OUT PROMPTLY.

See also: Albert Finney (1974) and Peter Ustinov (1978), not somebody who looks like he kept his facial hair make-up kit from Wild Wild West.

Looks like they blew the special effects budget on a Snapchat mustache filter.

Oh god, just looked at more pics and saw Johnny Depp is in it. GROSS. He’s ruining all my movies lately (Fantastic Beasts, now Orient Express). BARF.

At first I thought it was the colour you were concerned about. However, I see what you mean about them being weird. Stop cutting holes in your clothes Dorinda.

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

How lovely? A Picture of Dorinda’s Gray.

Well, if you had just kept your knees together you wouldn’t have needed birth control in the first place. Duh.

Sounds like it was [(a+b)*c]-d

OMG that is infuriating.

No he did not! OMG! lol I laughed so hard. I’m dying,

I can’t believe Chuck Tingle has done this

And for, you know, taking birth control, you baby-killing monster.