The only reason you have trouble breathing is because you were greedy enough to start breathing in the first place.

What a brazen play to be appointed Secretary of Eugenics. Heard the position is still open.

Talked about a gross vag issue? They probably stopped at the word uterine in the description. Besides, its a mental illness lady vapors disorder, not a real one!

Hopefully Hannity. Judging by his Twitter, he’s getting paranoid about being next.

shiplap is soon to be (if not already) the new paneling that people will be ripping out and dry walling in the next 5-10 years...

Does he deserve all of it?

I read this entire story in a vocal fry, Kardashian voice, to myself, outloud....

“ Them’s for lookin, not eatin”

I love how even Mark Zuckerberg was not important enough for them to open the China cabinet and use the good setting. Plastic plates, cups and cutlery for guests... why am I not surprised these folks voted for Trump?

Ugh. And the whole, “we’ve been to Coachella, EDC, everything.” All the “cool” festivals that apps the thirsty little things go to. All I could think was “Girl. If you haven’t been to Burning Man, you haven’t been to everything.” I’m saying that as someone who’s never been. But I’ve seen pictures of both, and…

Hard to say.

I wasn’t sure if this was a real post or a satirical post imitating a typical person who would be easily duped into this kind of scheme because, like, festivals are so, like, fun. Coachella, y’all.

Thank you. This seemed very convoluted.

This was my rent I just spent on a bullshit festival means you’re privledged and someone else can spot you.

I’m, like, really into festivals.

We would have also accepted; “like, because it’s pretty fucking easy.”

“You had Emily Ratajkowski and Kendall Jenner promoting it,”

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?

Wait... so this post isn’t about “yacht girls” or drug smuggling?

Yeah, i’m 41 and you could not pay me enough money to go to frat party. It was really weird and creepy.