But how will people engage in consumption occasions when everyone is unemployed? Oh wait it won’t matter because they will have captured short term gains at the expense of long term economic health. And really, fuck you I got mine, will always be the name of the game.

whats going on here is basically, lets say the minimum wage were 7 dollars an hour. tipped employees minimum is 5 an hour. if the amount of money you take home at the end of the day doesnt equal the 7 dollar an hour wage, the company pays the difference. what these companies are doing is going one step further. when…

I will have to respectfully decline. As a Dasher myself, there is a lot more than just “sling”—ing that goes into Dashing. We are u like servers where we have to deal with three separate parties at all times: the DoorDash app (which frequently fails or has, in some cases for me, misinformed me where to deliver…

Well there’s two things: at a regular restaurant it’s pretty much a given that your waitperson is working for tips.

That guy deserves to be stung for filming in portrait mode.

It could be both staggering AND common at the same time. An uncomfortable reflection of how deep our national psychosis truly is.

That gave me the first chuckle all day

I’m just here to say how shocked I am that anyone still watches this show.

So I watched this right after viewing the penultimate episode of True Detective S3 and the high that I was feeling from watching a show firing on all cylinders with such an exceptional level of storytelling, dialogue, and characterization immediately evaporated.

Did you just ask us......... Who Let The Dogs Out!!!

Well, in McDavid’s defense I’d be pretty pissed off if I was an Oiler too.

Cause fuck you. Roll Tiddddddddddddddddeeeeeeee.

Undefeated Notre Dame AND Alabama teams getting destroyed in the playoff in the same year? It’s like another Christmas!

I see no other logical conclusion.  

“We”

“Yep.”

When making chicken salad out of chicken shit, just add Mayock.

“The hills are alive with the sound of, AAAAAHHHHHHH!”

I live in Alexandria too, right near Potomac Yards. Can you imagine Rt 1 near the airport at 7:30am if this shit show moves to town? 

Unless they feed themselves through photosynthesis, they should all have been long gone by now anyway.  Just roll with it.